Wall Street Journal - Apr 1 2005 - April 01, 2005 - The Periodic Tabloid of the Elements

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Clues Answers
'Element #1 Gives Atrocious Performance on Broadway!' HYDROGENBOMBS
'Element #2 Gains Shocking Amount of Weight!' HELIUMBALLOONS
'Element #26 Starting Divorce Proceedings!' IRONFILING
'Element #27 Suffering From Severe Depression!' COBALTBLUE
'Element #47 Getting Married!' SILVERWEDDING
'Element #6 Goes Out With Someone New!' CARBONDATES
'Element #78 Sporting a New Hair Color!' PLATINUMBLONDE
'Element #79 Has Leading Role in New Film!' GOLDSTARS
'Element #8's Career Hits Bottom!' OXYGENTANKS
'Finding Neverland' star DEPP
1972 Jack Lemmon comedy AVANTI
3-D test MRI
Account TALE
Alternative to an umbrella RAINHAT
Bad racetrack choice NOHOPER
Barbecue fare RIBS
Battle of the Bulge site ARDENNES
Big buttes MESAS
Blathers RUNSON
Broncos' home DENVER
Bruce's ex DEMI
Café call GARCON
Capital northeast of Casablanca RABAT
Case for a dermatologist ACNE
Casual day at the co. FRI
Chip-maker's supply LARD
Club soda quantity SPRITZ
Coffee-Mate competitor CREMORA
Conviction BELIEF
Cosby show ISPY
Coxcomb FOP
Creature named for its flat feet PLATYPUS
Dance party, in Britspeak KNEESUP
Decorative jar AMPHORA
Develop over time EVOLVE
Didn't wait patiently, say PACED
Dirt bike's cousin ATV
Dodge EVADE
Double-___ CROSSER
Dress with flare ALINE
Egg warmer HEN
Eldest of Chekhov's 'Three Sisters' OLGA
Elem. watchdog PTA
Emery's purpose ABRADING
Ending for soft or hard WARE
Eon subdivision ERA
Explorer ___ da Gama VASCO
Extra ways to win SIDEBETS
Filth SMUT
First man, in Polynesian myth TIKI
Fundamental KEY
Get the news HEAR
Glamour rival ELLE
Goals AMBITIONS
Greet like a spiteful cat HISSAT
Group including many British prime ministers ETONIANS
Hand-drawn object? CARD
Hang on the line AIR
Helicopter part ROTOR
High-rolling? LOADED
Homer's neighbor NED
Immediately, in triage STAT
Immovable ADAMANT
Initial stake ANTE
Insurance type MEDICAL
It is written TEXT
It sells, reportedly SEX
Job offer sweetener PERK
Clues Answers
Johnnie Walker whisky REDLABEL
Just about NEAR
Lao-___ TSE
Low-tech calculator ABACUS
Magazine design choices FONTS
Mardi Gras king REX
Marshal Dillon portrayer ARNESS
Mattress part COIL
Meeting of the minds COUNCIL
Merest trace WISP
Merle Haggard's '___ From Muskogee' OKIE
Most malicious NASTIEST
Mythical region reached by a rainbow bridge ASGARD
National Do Not Call Registry org. FTC
Obeyed a cry of 'Down in front!' SAT
Ocasek of the Cars RIC
Occupied INDWELT
One with a sizable bill PELICAN
One-principle-for-everything theory MONISM
One-time Acura model LEGEND
Ophelia's brother LAERTES
Opportunity visited it MARS
Over five million Europeans FINNS
Parapsychologist's interest ESP
Parent company of Armour and Renuzit DIAL
Part of a chain, maybe ISLET
Party leaders HOSTS
Patterned fabric DAMASK
Peace accord threatener INCIDENT
Picture book? ALBUM
Propel the swan boat PEDAL
Put back on the payroll REHIRE
Reservations BUTS
Reward for Fido TREAT
Rich soil LOAM
Rolls with holes BAGELS
Royal decrees EDICTS
Shrek, for one OGRE
Singer Baker ANITA
Sister of Eva and Zsa Zsa MAGDA
Skipper on the water STONE
Sleep inducer OPIATE
Snakebite medicine ANTIVENIN
South Dakota city YANKTON
Special Forces unit ATEAM
Spy on the inside MOLE
Steel beam with two right-angled bends ZBAR
Stop working DIE
Straws in the wind OMENS
Supermarket section DELI
Supermodel of the 1980s GIA
Tabula ___ RASA
Tahini base SESAME
Take the place of RELIEVE
Theater producer Joseph PAPP
Try another way TURN
Two-time loser to Dwight ADLAI
Unlikely yarmulke wearer GENTILE
USN bigwig ADM
Usual temperatures NORMALS
Venerated symbol TOTEM
Victoria's Secret buy BRA
World's first 35mm camera LEICA
Would-be atty.'s hurdle LSAT
Yellow dog of the comics ODIE
You can count on them FINGERS
Zilch NADA
___ segno (musical direction) DAL