| 'I wanted a DIESEL TRUCK, but got this ___! (Which'll never bear birds)' |
STERILEDUCK |
| 'I wanted a MISSILE TANK, but instead I'm suffering from ___! (And I never even left the lodge)' |
SKIAILMENTS |
| 'I wanted a SUBMARINE, but that lab experiment left me with ___! (Now I think like a flightless bird)' |
EMUBRAINS |
| 'I wanted a TWIN-NOSED JET, but all I got were these ___! (Which don't bend like normal salamanders)' |
JOINTEDNEWTS |
| 'In-A-___-Da-Vida' |
GADDA |
| 'Last Comic Standing' producer Jay |
MOHR |
| 'Potato' misspeller Quayle |
DAN |
| 'Shut up!' |
CANIT |
| 'Tell me more!' |
AND |
| 'Unbelievable' band |
EMF |
| 'What ___, chopped liver?' |
AMI |
| 1990 Depeche Mode album |
VIOLATOR |
| 2006 sequel featuring sadistic puzzles |
SAWIII |
| 2007 shape-changing film, and the theme of this puzzle |
TRANSFORMERS |
| Act as chairperson (over) |
PRESIDE |
| Assistant in a crime |
ABETTER |
| Beekeeper's prefix |
API |
| Before long |
SOON |
| Blood type system |
ABO |
| Cigarette additive |
MENTHOL |
| Declares |
AVOWS |
| Eponymous UPN sitcom |
EVE |
| Fertility clinic stock |
OVA |
| First-class perk |
LEGROOM |
| Flower once used to treat rabies |
DOGROSE |
| Gaucho's stomping ground |
PAMPA |
| Gnarly |
RAD |
| Guy's counterpart |
GAL |
| In need of shiatsu |
ACHY |
| Joker who often elicits groans |
PUNSTER |
| Knightly title |
SIR |
| Leadbelly standard 'Goodnight, ___' |
IRENE |
| Leave out |
OMIT |
| Light flyer |
AIRSHIP |
| Like Netflix envelopes |
RED |
| Meditation syllables |
OMS |
| Memo |
NOTE |
