| "... __ an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers": "Romeo and Juliet" |
TIS |
| "Decorates" with bathroom tissue, for short |
TPS |
| "Hold your horses!" |
NOTSOFAST |
| "Keystone" bunglers |
KOPS |
| "Star Wars" surname? |
DETOO |
| "The March King" |
SOUSA |
| 18-yr.-old high schoolers, usually |
SRS |
| 1980s Nell Carter sitcom, and a hint to the puzzle theme found in the ends of 17-, 32-, 39- and 46-Across |
GIMMEABREAK |
| Able-bodied |
STRONG |
| AOL rival |
MSN |
| Attach, as a patch |
IRONON |
| Barbary beast |
APE |
| Bovine bellow |
MOO |
| Bread knife target |
LOAF |
| British boarding school |
ETON |
| Car bar |
AXLE |
| CCLI x II |
DII |
| Cherished |
NEARTOONESHEART |
| Depict in a biased way |
SKEW |
| Dogpatch cartoonist |
ALCAPP |
| Downed Russian orbiter |
MIR |
| Draw in |
ENTICE |
| Earth Day sci. |
ECOL |
| Educator LeShan |
EDA |
| Fast partner? |
LOOSE |
| Firm pro: Abbr. |
ATT |
| First name in spydom |
MATA |
| Former Cubs slugger |
SOSA |
| Fuzzy fruit |
KIWI |
| Go bad |
ROT |
| Gutter site |
EAVE |
| Hef's party wear |
PJS |
| Hi-tech greeting |
ECARD |
| Highland toppers |
TAMS |
| Hospital section |
WING |
| Ida of Hollywood |
LUPINO |
| Ideal |
PERFECT |
| Inventor's starting point |
IDEA |
| Island from which the Bounty sailed |
TAHITI |
