Possible Clues:

• Self-pitying lament
• 'What did I do to deserve this?'
• Sad sack's lament
• "What did I do to deserve this?"
• Whiner's lament
• Response to being chosen for audience participation, maybe
• Cry of self-pity
• Self-pitier's lament
• Despairing cry
• "Pick someone else, pleeease?"