Possible Clues:

• Guardian's gripping article is utterly bizarre
• You can get that from The Guardian? Short expression of disapproval for knocking back drink bordering on the rowdy!
• Utterly wrong about article offering protection
• Custodial
• Guardian's utterly embarrassed about article
• Protective expression of disapproval at upsetting beer on line
• Like Guardian article, utterly misspelt?
• Guardian's expression of disapproval on front of early edition
• Like the Guardian? Shame! 'Realy' badly misprinted!
• Like the Guardian? Utterly mad about article