Possible Clues:

• False hat?
• One going to the head providing false account
• M eat and pastry dish
• Story going over one's head?
• Item of food that gull may swallow
• Fib - meaty snack - hat
• Food produced for 'Top Gear'?
• The sort of hat one may have to eat?
• Meat product nobody should buy
• Story material from Tamworth, say, processed in case