Possible Clues:

• Diviner decree replacing one abbey's number two released
• Punxsutawney Phil, for winter’s length
• Relationships, e.g., for happiness
• 'Erotic spasms' attracting a bit of derision after publicity -- might one might have expected it?
• One foresees image-promoting men accepting ruling
• Someone who foretells events
• Meteorologist, at times