Possible Clues:

• Very amusing; very precious
• Wonderfully absurd, to put on special offer?
• Killing beyond value
• Soft grain, inferior but still highly esteemed
• No damage — it's absurd
• Rich in phosphorus, unlike sushi perhaps?
• It's of immeasurable value offering priest side order and takeaway
• Freebie would be so absurd
• Dear comic
• Very amusing; precious