| Mexican crisps |
NACHOS |
| Patriotic Scottish ditty |
SKYEBOATSONG |
| Plumber's air trap |
UBEND |
| Prayer — O no sir! (anag) |
ORISON |
| Simply so! — Tommy Cooper's catch phrase |
JUSTLIKETHAT |
| Someone born within earshot of Bow bells |
COCKNEY |
| Underpants with legs |
LONGJOHNS |
| Unicellular creature |
AMOEBA |
| Uterus |
WOMB |
| Wicked(ness) |
EVIL |
| Young cows |
HEIFERS |
