Jokes - can they stop you splitting your sides? |
RIBS |
Leg broken by rug making small movement |
WIGGLE |
Love US medical program inflitrated by Republican weapons dealer |
ARMOURER |
Manage to get calm cop upset - sort of |
ACCOMPLISH |
Matter distributed evenly across lift beam |
ITEM |
Media replaces current piece of analysis to show abuse |
OPPRESSION |
Minor yet revolting atrocity |
ENORMITY |
Model on mantle is made of plastic? |
NONMETAL |
Preserve business certificate in wood casing |
EMBALM |
Publish feature - this may show where it came from |
POSTMARK |
Rattler is quiet destroyer? Quite the opposite |
NOISEMAKER |
Space invaders in a position over the poles |
ALIENS |
Sparkling silver antique carriage |
AGLITTER |
You'll find someone to fix up mules here eventually |
ATLAST |