| "Are not!" comeback |
AMSO |
| "Howdy, sailor!" |
AHOY |
| "My bad!" |
OOPS |
| "The Simpsons" bartender |
MOE |
| "Told ya!" |
HAH |
| "___ Mario Bros." |
SUPER |
| *Alcoholic treat that jiggles |
JELLO |
| *Apollo mission, e.g |
MOON |
| *Free throw |
FOUL |
| *Like eyes after an all-nighter, maybe |
BLOOD |
| *Low blow |
CHEAP |
| *One-in-a-million chance |
LONG |
| *Photo in an actor's portfolio |
HEAD |
| *Photograph |
SNAP |
| *Powerful hockey hit |
SLAP |
| *Short golf stroke |
CHIP |
| *Tricky tennis stroke |
DROP |
| *Y-shaped weapon |
SLING |
| 1986 Turner autobiography |
ITINA |
| Actress ___ Mae Lee |
HANA |
| Angsty genre |
EMO |
| Animal whose name means "laziness" |
SLOTH |
| AOL alternative |
MSN |
| Atop |
UPON |
| Attaches, like a patch |
SEWSON |
| Blush or foundation, e.g |
COSMETIC |
| Brand of dog food |
ALPO |
| Bull, in Spanish |
TORO |
| Capital by a fjord |
OSLO |
| Car part that can be used as a swing |
TIRE |
| Computer port letters |
USB |
| Cry of contempt |
BAH |
| Despises |
HATES |
| Dissenting votes |
NOS |
| Drinks like a cat |
LAPS |
| Drum stroke after a punchline ... or a hint to interpreting the starred clues' answers |
RIMSHOT |
| End in ___ (come out even) |
ATIE |
| Environmentally friendly travel |
ECOTOURISM |
| Fiji competitor |
EVIAN |
| Furious |
MAD |