| In its current condition |
ASIS |
| It makes a cook cry |
ONION |
| Like a partner who constantly texts you |
NEEDY |
| Like sushi and chow mein |
ASIAN |
| Longtime U.K. record label |
EMI |
| Lord Voldemort, to Harry Potter |
ENEMY |
| Masculine to the max |
MACHO |
| MLB award that Mike Trout won in 2014 and 2016 |
ALMVP |
| Not-so-spicy dip |
MILDSALSA |
| Off-center |
ASKEW |
| One may wear a wire |
SPY |
| Order ___ carte |
ALA |
| Perfectly pitched |
NOHIT |
| Period |
DOT |
| Plateau relative |
MESA |
| Post-blizzard vehicle |
PLOW |
| Prepare to click on, perhaps |
HOVEROVER |
| Small battery size |
AAA |
| Soccer move involving a spin |
MARADONA |
| Southpaw's counterpart |
RIGHTY |
| Spiny fish part |
FIN |
| Spread, as an aroma |
WAFT |
| Squirrel's nut |
ACORN |
| Superfan descriptor |
AVID |
| The ")" in :-) |
SMILE |
| Thorny rose part |
STEM |
| Tobacco in a box |
SNUFF |
| Unlike a dirt road |
PAVED |
| Very much |
ALOT |
| Water-resistant cover |
TARP |
| What you'll be after reading the starts of the starred entries? |
RICKROLLED |
| When Caesar said "Et tu, Brute?" |
IDES |
| White shirt woe |
STAIN |
| World Cup cheer |
OLE |
| ___ ball (complete miss) |
AIR |
| ___ on the Shelf |
ELF |
| ___ scale, on which talc is a 1 |
MOHS |
| ___-mo |
SLO |
