| Plastic felt over bottom of pan |
TEFLON |
| Poor father's opening junk mail |
BUMF |
| Presents left in sock: girl's excited |
STOCKINGFILLERS |
| Red felt tip's missing top, finally running out |
LEFTIST |
| Sailor forgetting pop on ship: might one go on the lash? |
EYELINER |
| Secretly listening to Prince during recording |
TAPPING |
| See: doctor to nurse is sweet |
MELODIC |
| Spread out cycling? Absolutely not |
NOPE |
| Takes in cover and old sheet |
FOOLSCAP |
| Thong for a revealing entertainer |
STRIPPER |
| To have ambition is a self-inflicted disadvantage |
OWNGOAL |
| Trump excuse |
LETOFF |
| Want date on evening to turn up |
NEED |
| Wearing coat he is perverted and immature |
INCHOATE |