| Having a downtown vibe |
URBAN |
| IM signoff |
TTYL |
| Image unfit for the office, informally |
NSFWPIC |
| Insect whose decline led to a bumper pasta crop (BBC prank, 4/1/57) |
SPAGHETTIWEEVIL |
| Intense desires |
LUSTS |
| Iraq War worry, for short |
WMD |
| It often ends in .com |
URL |
| Japanese theater |
NOH |
| Keep a ___ profile |
LOW |
| Largest continent |
ASIA |
| Lukewarm |
TEPID |
| National monument renaming (fast food chain, 4/1/96) |
TACOLIBERTYBELL |
| Nickname between R and V |
STU |
| Officers |
COPS |
| Pedicure place |
SPA |
| Per ___ (daily) |
DIEM |
| Play up |
TOUT |
| Plundered |
LOOTED |
| Prescribed amount |
DOSE |
| Quiznos sandwich |
SUB |
| Raincoat fastener |
SNAP |
| Rarely rainy |
ARID |
| Republican electoral possibility (NPR, 4/1/92) |
NIXONSTHIRDTERM |
| River cleanup org |
EPA |
| Secretary of Transportation Elaine |
CHAO |
| Small batteries |
AAS |
| Talking bird |
PARROT |
| Team without the ball |
DEFENSE |
| Technique for knitting vertical stripes |
DROPSTITCH |
| Texter's "Be there soon!" (MOW anagram) |
OMW |
| Trattoria glass |
VINO |
| Trivial pursuits? |
FACTOIDS |
| Unable to relax |
UPTIGHT |
| Used a doorbell |
RANG |
| Vegetable that makes noise when cooked (Tesco, 4/1/02) |
WHISTLINGCARROT |
| Very small |
WEE |
| ___ Jima |
IWO |
