| 'Anything, Princess Buttercup.' |
ASYOUWISH |
| 'Like that would ever happen!' as per Cher in 9-Down |
ASIF |
| 'Provided that situation happens...' |
IFNEEDSBE |
| A napkin with the name of a hotel and the indentations of a phone number on a notepad, etc |
LEADS |
| Abbr. in an unbiased want ad |
EOE |
| Alternate arrangement of letters to 11-Down in a want ad.. |
EEO |
| Berry certified by Jamba Juice as awesome |
ACAI |
| Contacts someone in like the '90s |
PAGES |
| Fuckboy, e.g |
DBAG |
| Getter of me so excited and then scalder of my tongue, ruining the whole experience, often |
COCOA |
| Grammy-nominated 'Heart Attack' R&B singer |
TREYSONGZ |
| Group of songs |
SET |
| Hatch and Cotton, for two: Abbr |
SENS |
| I call it a multiple chair |
SOFA |
| Iconic 1995 comedy that coined the phrase 17-Down (which is also hidden in 12- and 20-Across) |
CLUELESS |
