| 'American ___' (1999 movie about, in many ways, what it means to be an American) |
BEAUTY |
| 'American ___' (2000 movie about, in many ways, what it means to be an American) |
PSYCHO |
| 'American ___' (2013 movie about, in many ways, what it means to be an American) |
HUSTLE |
| 'American ___' (2014 movie about, in many ways, what it means to be an American) |
SNIPER |
| 'FML,' in older times |
ALAS |
| 'I hate most other races and also ___' (possible excerpt from Donald Trump's inner monologue) |
MYSELF |
| 'Yerpaderp!' |
UHHUH |
| 69 Lois ___ (narrow road where it would be hilarious if Superman grew up) |
LANE |
| Anywhere between an 8 and a 10 on the Paris Hilton Scale of Superficiality |
HOT |
| ATM charges, because of course you have to pay some of your own money to access some of your own money |
FEES |
| Beloved 'Beloved' author Morrison |
TONI |
| Bird that I'm just crazy for!!! |
LOON |
| Brownies ___ mode (fudgy-ass Haagen-Dazs flavor) |
ALA |
| Conspiracy-y org. that I believe framed Roger Rabbit |
CIA |
| Day of the wk. on which the club is going up |
TUE |
| De-eggs |
SPAYS |
| Each |
PER |
| Food often used to represent percentages |
PIE |
| Get some gamete-on-gamete action |
MATE |
| Give someone a book that they'll 'give back to you when they're done reading,' as I did with 'The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle' over three years ago |
LEND |
| Goal in some drilling |
OIL |