Related Clues:

• Like the Bible being the most shoplifted book
• Like a driving instructor running a red light
• Funny comeback from comic in original piece
• Expressing the opposite, implicitly?
• Like a free ride when you've already paid, per a 1996 hit
• Like O. Henry's 'The Gift of the Magi'
• Like a shorn sheep wearing a wool sweater for warmth
• Unexpected yet fitting
• Like a big dog named Tiny
• Of language implying an opposite meaning
• Alanis Morissette hit with the lyric "It's like rain on your wedding day"
• Unexpectedly apt
• Like a pilot with a fear of flying