Possible Clues:

• Sir, you'll somehow appear as false
• False account with no introduction? Yours should be amended
• Not real, deceptive
• Deceptive, our silly manoeuvres
• Not really there
• Our silly novel is unreal
• Difficult universal and timeless tale is deceptive
• Our silly problem is based on a misconception that's not real
• Our silly cryptic, misleading
• Fanciful