Possible Clues:

• Jaundiced
• Like old newspapers
• Like old newspaper, color-wise
• Lemon-colored
• Somewhat aged perhaps, cry out with pain at end of day
• Sounds too wise about the shady well with nothing in it
• Rather like sixties submarine you'll initially see around base
• Somewhat golden
• Like a lemon chicken, yummy at either end
• Slightly jaundiced male not seeing female in years