Possible Clues:

• Journalist after dram, completely smashed
• Came to and groggily told tale
• Summed up as tale told inaccurately
• Utterly destroyed and unlikely to have kicked about
• Locals wrecked by what the accountant did
• Summed
• Added up books sent up by lanky journalist
• Comprehensively added everything carried outside
• What the accountant did for the early man and everyone with king, for one, losing head
• Worked out classy type of 14 down was what the accountant did