Possible Clues:

• Bald
• Locks the French aboard - it's a really close shave!
• Hirsute head? Close? Far from it!
• The bald fact is that in the end it's stuffy
• The bald truth is that one cuts off the head one cannot breathe
• Absolutely smooth
• If 14 down like this loses its head, it is not able to breathe
• The bald truth is that one has nobody to follow you, by the sound of it
• The bald truth is that one is suffocating if one loses on's head
• Hard and close shaven