Possible Clues:

• Turns up, needs to get to Bath badly over the start of the weekend for barbecue
• Heads to slay King Edward with enormous rolling pin
• Stick end of stick in waste pipe
• Needlewoman holding end of thick pin
• Pierce, impale
• Kebab-securer
• Spike's more oblique?
• Meat sticker
• On reflection, needs to get to Bath badly over the start of the weekend for barbecue
• Large pin discovered by Kelvin blocking drain