Possible Clues:

• Sounds like Kurt is caught and gets suspended sentence perhaps for penny pinching presumably on the till
• Dealing dishonestly, putting on fresh cycling gear, say
• Is this describing wife¿s time in fitting room? Not at all ¿ that would be cheating!
• Cheating someone by not returning enough money
• Mean to be giving poor value
• Brief film about execution for dishonest behaviour
• Only a cheat would not be longing for such an alternation