Possible Clues:

• The H girl gets something crooked to write with
• Silly emphasis on name being distorted
• Grotesque folk: is Cumbrian village guarded by them?
• Distorted spin has me confused
• Renewed emphasis on chairman ultimately being crooked
• Twisted front of scooter in accident 27's in
• Ugly girl, female bird catching old man rising
• Fail to understand hard copy with name distorted
• Female writer capturing hearts with article, distorted
• Unnaturally formed