Possible Clues:

• Quite out of touch with computers? Not at all
• Female bust, art form that takes Independent in? Hardly
• Technophobe's ideal place? On the contrary!
• Nowhere near exactly what is needed? On the contrary
• Not close to Italian? On the contrary
• 'Not at all, actually'
• Definitely not forget after pilots picked up father
• "On the contrary"
• 'On the contrary'
• Well short of objective? By no means